[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/kdyz-u-ni-chceme-zabodovat\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/kdyz-u-ni-chceme-zabodovat\/","headline":"Kdy\u017e u n\u00ed chceme zabodovat","name":"Kdy\u017e u n\u00ed chceme zabodovat","description":"V\u011bt\u0161ina mu\u017e\u016f by si p\u0159\u00e1la m\u00edt n\u011bjakou tu pohlednou \u017eenu\u0161ku po sv\u00e9m boku. Ov\u0161em nejednou to nen\u00ed zase a\u017e tak snadn\u00e9, n\u011bjakou takovou ulovit. N\u011bkdy v tom br\u00e1n\u00ed mu\u017eova plachost, jindy t\u0159eba i mu\u017eova man\u017eelka, je\u017e se o n\u011bj nem\u00edn\u00ed s \u017e\u00e1dnou \u201eciz\u00ed fuchtl\u00ed\u201c d\u011blit. A je nasnad\u011b, \u017ee kdybych cht\u011bl, dalo by se tady […]","datePublished":"2019-01-20","dateModified":"2023-05-01","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/dac37d998cdbc92cc7ee5d23d4d689a369122af40c5450007470acab45b61d68?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/dac37d998cdbc92cc7ee5d23d4d689a369122af40c5450007470acab45b61d68?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"zatrati.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a335692_w2707_t1548864559.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a335692_w2707_t1548864559.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/kdyz-u-ni-chceme-zabodovat\/","wordCount":562,"articleBody":"V\u011bt\u0161ina mu\u017e\u016f by si p\u0159\u00e1la m\u00edt n\u011bjakou tu pohlednou \u017eenu\u0161ku po sv\u00e9m boku. Ov\u0161em nejednou to nen\u00ed zase a\u017e tak snadn\u00e9, n\u011bjakou takovou ulovit. N\u011bkdy v tom br\u00e1n\u00ed mu\u017eova plachost, jindy t\u0159eba i mu\u017eova man\u017eelka, je\u017e se o n\u011bj nem\u00edn\u00ed s \u017e\u00e1dnou \u201eciz\u00ed fuchtl\u00ed\u201c d\u011blit. A je nasnad\u011b, \u017ee kdybych cht\u011bl, dalo by se tady podobn\u00fdch komplikac\u00ed vyjmenovat daleko v\u00edce. \u010c\u00edm v\u00edc se mu\u017ei neda\u0159\u00ed si n\u011bjakou partnerku, ji\u017e by mu ostatn\u00ed z\u00e1vid\u011bli, naj\u00edt, t\u00edm v\u00edce o ni mus\u00ed usilovat, ne-li p\u0159\u00edmo bojovat. A to je potom radosti, kdy\u017e u\u017e to kone\u010dn\u011b vyjde! Kdy\u017e u\u017e je kone\u010dn\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e1 takov\u00e1 ochotna j\u00edt na rande a po n\u011bm t\u0159eba i k onomu p\u00e1novi dom\u016f. T\u0159eba aby si prohl\u00e9dla n\u011bjakou tu \u201esb\u00edrku mot\u00fdl\u016f \u010di zn\u00e1mek\u201c, za n\u00ed\u017e se nejednou skr\u00fdv\u00e1 cokoliv, jenom zn\u00e1mky a mot\u00fdli ne. Takov\u00fd mu\u017e doma v\u0161e ji\u017e v p\u0159edstihu nachyst\u00e1. Objedn\u00e1 nebo dokonce i s\u00e1m p\u0159iprav\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159i, uklid\u00ed, vypipl\u00e1 v\u0161echno v m\u00edstnosti k absolutn\u00ed dokonalosti. A aby to bylo opravdu perfektn\u00ed, aby se to rande vyda\u0159ilo a aby bylo snad i n\u011bco v\u00edce ne\u017e jenom to rande, rozestav\u00ed po pokoji kv\u016fli intimn\u00ed n\u00e1lad\u011b i n\u011bjak\u00e9 ty sv\u00ed\u010dky. Zn\u00e1te to \u2013 mihotav\u00e9 plam\u00ednky v intimn\u00edm \u0161eru a tak. To p\u0159ece mus\u00ed vyj\u00edt!V\u00fdsledek? – Mo\u017en\u00e1 hned u ve\u010de\u0159e kdosi z t\u011bch dvou ne\u00famysln\u011b p\u0159evrhnul sv\u00edcen na ubrus a bylo \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee se jim poda\u0159ilo plameny zav\u010dasu uhasit \u0161amp\u00e1n\u011bm. – Mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u0159evrhli n\u011bkterou z t\u011bch sv\u00ed\u010dek ve chv\u00edli, kdy do\u0161lo na \u201e\u010clov\u011b\u010de, nezlob se\u201c (nev\u00edte-li, co m\u00e1m na mysli, doporu\u010duji film V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, ano). – Mo\u017en\u00e1 ani \u017e\u00e1dnou ze sv\u00edc\u00ed neshodili, ale tato logicky nakonec doho\u0159ela, a proto\u017ee se dot\u00fdkala ne pr\u00e1v\u011b neho\u0159lav\u00e9ho podkladu, v\u00fdsledek byl stejn\u00fd. A\u0165 tak \u010di onak, je v takov\u00e9 chv\u00edli i kv\u016fli takov\u00e9 ban\u00e1ln\u00ed chyb\u011b po rande. A mo\u017en\u00e1 i po nad\u011bji, \u017ee by se snad je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdy mohlo opakovat. Proto\u017ee ne ka\u017ed\u00e1 \u017eena tou\u017e\u00ed po pr\u00e1v\u011b takov\u00e9m vzplanut\u00ed. A p\u0159itom sta\u010d\u00ed tak m\u00e1lo, aby bylo v\u0161echno docela jinak, aby to dopadlo skv\u011ble! Sta\u010d\u00ed zavrhnout my\u0161lenky na sv\u00ed\u010dky a po\u0159\u00eddit si n\u011bjak\u00e9 to sv\u00edtidlo typu LED reflektoru. To dok\u00e1\u017ee tot\u00e9\u017e co sv\u00edce a vy i t\u00edmto .LED reflektor je toti\u017e mo\u017en\u00e9 v p\u0159\u00edhodn\u00e9m okam\u017eiku stm\u00edvat, dok\u00e1\u017ee skv\u011ble osv\u00edtit ka\u017ed\u00fd interi\u00e9r a nav\u00edc lze jeho koup\u00ed i u\u0161et\u0159it kv\u016fli \u00faspo\u0159e energie a tak\u00e9 kv\u016fli absenci \u0161kod, je\u017e by na rozd\u00edl od n\u011bj mohly zp\u016fsobit sv\u00ed\u010dky. Kombinace LED reflektoru a prezervativu zajist\u00ed, \u017ee rande zaru\u010den\u011b neskon\u010d\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dnou pohromou, \u017ee se dokonale vyda\u0159\u00ed. I kdy\u017e nem\u00e1te tu on\u00e9 \u017een\u011b slibovanou sb\u00edrku zn\u00e1mek nebo mot\u00fdl\u016f.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.7\/5 - (3 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Kdy\u017e u n\u00ed chceme zabodovat","item":"https:\/\/www.zatrati.cz\/kdyz-u-ni-chceme-zabodovat\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]